LOT No. ?reading the floor
Every lot on this floor is a joke decoding of a real stock ticker, and the coin's own fees buy that very stock into the lot's vault. Burn the coin, take your share of the stock out.
Write a decoding
Pick a ticker the pad allows and put one word under each of its letters. The machine takes a decoding only when the words spell the ticker.
The bill it prints
The floor
Reading the floor.
The index
Forwarded $BS fees split 50 / 40 / 10: buy and burn $BS, buy the index, pay the work. Burning $BS takes a slice of every stock the index holds.